A Funny Secret Santa Gift Under £10 for Someone With a Filthy Sense of Humour
Secret Santa gets difficult when the person you’re buying for does not want another mug, pair of socks or novelty desk toy.
10 Ways to Sh*t Yourself is a £9.99 British comedy paperback packed with terrible decisions, public humiliation and catastrophic timing.
It is rude, inappropriate and very British.
If the person you’re buying for laughs at bad language, embarrassing stories and people making spectacularly poor decisions, this is probably much closer to the mark.
What Are You Actually Buying?
- 10 Ways to Sh*t Yourself
- £9.99
- 168-page printed paperback
- British adult comedy
- 10 fictional public disasters
- UK stock available
- Dispatch in 1–2 working days
- Not a download
- Not a novelty leaflet
- A proper printed book
Who Is This Secret Santa Gift For?
- The mate who tells stories you probably should not repeat.
- The bloke at work you know well enough to get away with buying something rude.
- The brother, brother-in-law or friend whose sense of humour has never grown up.
- The person who thinks bad decisions become much funnier when they happen to somebody else.
- The friend who treats words like “cunt” as punctuation.
If that sounds like your Secret Santa recipient, you have probably found their present.
Probably Not the Gift for Everyone
This is not a polite little office gift for someone you barely know.
The book contains strong language, rude British humour and adult themes.
If your Secret Santa recipient is easily offended, buy them the mug.
If they are the reason HR has rules, keep reading.
A Taste of What’s Inside
“The plane was tiny. Not small for a plane. Tiny. A flying biscuit tin held together by bolts, noise and misplaced confidence.”
“The parent bench ran along one side of the play area like a support group for adults who had lost control of their weekends.”
“A job interview is four strangers asking whether you can handle pressure while your arse prepares a live demonstration.”
Why It Works for Secret Santa
- £9.99 book price
- easy to wrap
- instantly gets a reaction
- funnier than another pair of novelty socks
- something they can actually keep and read
- works particularly well for mates, brothers, colleagues and people with an inappropriate sense of humour
The book itself costs £9.99. Delivery is charged separately at checkout.
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For £9.99, you can give them something rude, ridiculous and significantly more memorable than another mug.